Cashier: Hi, how are you doing?
Customer: Good, how are you?
Cashier: I'm burning up, actually. It's so hot in here! I think they have the heater on.
Customer: Well that makes about as much sense as Chinese music.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Listen...
Guy on his phone: "Listen, what kind of milk to you want? ...Listen, what time are you leaving? ...Listen, do you know how to drive stick?"
Nothing about this guy's conversation flowed or made sense. There wasn't a clear train of thought within 5 feet of him. But listen, sometimes that's just how it is.
Nothing about this guy's conversation flowed or made sense. There wasn't a clear train of thought within 5 feet of him. But listen, sometimes that's just how it is.
The Doctor Is IN!
re·tail
–noun
1.
the sale of goods to ultimate consumers, usually in small quantities.
According to the Webster's dictionary, retail means the sale of goods to a consumer. But those who have ever worked in retail, know that word encompasses so much more than just the sale of goods. Retail means customers, long hours, short breaks, weekend, nights, holidays, sales, holiday sales, after-holiday sales, ringing up, checking out, setting up, putting back, re-folding, re-facing, re-stocking, re-gretting.
I've worked in retail for the past 8 years of my life, but I knew the tales of it far longer than that. The stories I heard from my parents, and my friend's parents, and their friend's parents. Almost everyone has worked a retail job at least once in their life, and everyone has a story to tell. Some are funny, some are sad, some are weird and some are just plain unbelievable. After every single one of my shifts, I come home with a tale. Little or big, exciting or not, there is still a story to tell.
This is where they will be told. Look at it as therapy: a place to share and discuss, to nod your head while saying to yourself, "yes! I totally know what that's like!" So take off your uniform, throw away your name badge, and check your customer service at the door, cause it's about to get real... and because there's a cleanup on aisle 5.
Dr. Foxtrot
According to the Webster's dictionary, retail means the sale of goods to a consumer. But those who have ever worked in retail, know that word encompasses so much more than just the sale of goods. Retail means customers, long hours, short breaks, weekend, nights, holidays, sales, holiday sales, after-holiday sales, ringing up, checking out, setting up, putting back, re-folding, re-facing, re-stocking, re-gretting.
I've worked in retail for the past 8 years of my life, but I knew the tales of it far longer than that. The stories I heard from my parents, and my friend's parents, and their friend's parents. Almost everyone has worked a retail job at least once in their life, and everyone has a story to tell. Some are funny, some are sad, some are weird and some are just plain unbelievable. After every single one of my shifts, I come home with a tale. Little or big, exciting or not, there is still a story to tell.
This is where they will be told. Look at it as therapy: a place to share and discuss, to nod your head while saying to yourself, "yes! I totally know what that's like!" So take off your uniform, throw away your name badge, and check your customer service at the door, cause it's about to get real... and because there's a cleanup on aisle 5.
Dr. Foxtrot
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