Showing posts with label sayings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sayings. Show all posts

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Juicin' it up

This customer always comes in and tells me, "You still got the juice!" and sometimes it's even accompanied by a hand shake. I have no idea what he's talking about, because he says it like it's our inside joke, so I just respond with, "I still got it!"

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Well, at least they have good orange chicken

Cashier: Hi, how are you doing?
Customer: Good, how are you?
Cashier: I'm burning up, actually. It's so hot in here! I think they have the heater on.
Customer: Well that makes about as much sense as Chinese music.