T.P. Doesn't stand for "Totally Polite"

Cashier hands customer receipt. Customer, "you can put that receipt in the bathroom. Use it as toiletpaper."

Aaaaaaallright, sir. You have a great day.

Well, at least they have good orange chicken

Cashier: Hi, how are you doing?
Customer: Good, how are you?
Cashier: I'm burning up, actually. It's so hot in here! I think they have the heater on.
Customer: Well that makes about as much sense as Chinese music.