Well, at least they have good orange chicken

Cashier: Hi, how are you doing?
Customer: Good, how are you?
Cashier: I'm burning up, actually. It's so hot in here! I think they have the heater on.
Customer: Well that makes about as much sense as Chinese music.

Listen...

Guy on his phone: "Listen, what kind of milk to you want? ...Listen, what time are you leaving? ...Listen, do you know how to drive stick?"


Nothing about this guy's conversation flowed or made sense. There wasn't a clear train of thought within 5 feet of him. But listen, sometimes that's just how it is.